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(Shrapnel)

Summer has officially begun [14 Apr 2007|02:12am]
starting out the week with a zombie jesus day where I sweated out a few pints at Grindhouse, being paid in nutella toast and coffee for painting, promising to deliver pizzas and then freaking out too much about being sexually assaulted to actually do so, eating fresh crab and playing guitar hero, watching My So-Called Life till 4:30 in the morning on Karen's couch, going to Skateworld for free and watching Kelly skate dance, free drinks and birthday parties, and the week is not even over.......

Summer has officially begun.

(1ShardShrapnel)

Man, have I been a busy bee [08 Feb 2007|05:06pm]
[ music | deerhoof ]


This picture proves I have the worlds flattest behind.

Besides that, I have been deathly ill. My dad gave me the worst cold. It didn't develop until I had finished house shopping with jay and erica, so hopefully they werent infected. Seriously, I didnt know my body could produce this much mucous.

Things to be happy about:

- Harry Potter book coming out

- 300 the movie- which I thought would be lame until I heard "When we attack today, our arrows will blot out the sun! Good; then we will fight in the shade." It cant get better than that- or can it- when I tell you he's called Hydarnes, COMMANDER OF THE IMMORTALS! I mean come on.

- D.A.R.E in Dicks Sporting Goods- I hate when people trying to sell you a stupid calendar touch you. I told her I was pro-drugs and anti-Nancy Reagan. She was not pleased.

- Knowing I'm a sweet bulldozer.

- Mike going through my harddrive and making a presentation of pictures he likes of me interspersed with pictures of me and ex-boyfriends.

- Being so happy with life after a week of sickness

(1ShardShrapnel)

very cluttered thoughts [31 Jan 2007|02:26pm]
[ music | hot chip ]

uhh- my back kills. I think I have old lady back, b/c lifting heavy objects didn't used to hurt this much. This week I've assembled a couch, a king bed, two night stands, and a table. I hate ikea for there cheap ass furniture that takes forever to put together. I also applaud people who live in apartments. Carrying things up in trips from car to third floor is exhausting.

I was lifting one box up a circular staircase and heard something pop back there- I don't know if its possible to pop your ass bone, but I think I did.

Anyways, after tonight I will be a free woman once again- meaning I want to go out and do things

I've been reading this book called "You Suck." There's one part where this little goth girl wants to be taken by the vampire and writes about it in her journal- its how I picture a little karen at 15- I'll have to show it to you.

(7ShardsShrapnel)

Maybe ignorance really is the blissful way to go, either that or lottery tickets [18 Jan 2007|01:45am]
man- I can't find a job- well I could find a job if I felt like being paid under ten dollars, but after getting a degree that technically cost around $80,000 I feel like I'm worth more. But here's the bad part- I don't know if I want to be an architect persay. I love the design/technical portion but hate everyone involved in the profession and in Michigan the profession itself which just builds crap around its holier-than-thou feet. Being a girl doesn't make things better. In my last position I was told to fetch and deliver the mail, which I didn't know was part of a CAD position. I was also paid $4 less than the men in the office. I didn't know this crap existed. I thought office politics were a joke. Damn I hate working/not working/being a pussy. Time to suck it up and get a fashion merchandising degree, since as Mike tells me shopping and pouting are the only passtimes I enjoy.

Is someone willing to make me an indecent proposal worth 1 million dollars?

(4ShardsShrapnel)

[11 Jan 2007|01:51pm]
I love that me and Karen could talk for days on end or at least until one of us has to take a dump. Now thats what I call friendship.

(16ShardsShrapnel)

Christmas in Suburbia [17 Dec 2006|03:45am]
[ music | just like heaven - the cure ]



just come already!

alcohol / food / real genius / a toasty fire with eggnog
everyone come / everyone welcome

(2ShardsShrapnel)

My life in photos [15 Nov 2006|04:03pm]
I ended up going through photo albums last night and found some great stuff>
So, here is my life.


I was born a faggy little girl with an oral fixation on July 13, 1983
continue )

(8ShardsShrapnel)

The scene with this song made me melt [11 Nov 2006|04:11am]
[ music | wreckless eric ]


When I was a young boy
My mama said to me
There's only one girl in the world for you
And she probably lives in Tahiti

I'd go the whole wide world
I'd go the whole wide world
Just to find her
I'd go the whole wide world
I'd go the whole wide world
Find out where they hide her

I just saw stranger than fiction. The scene with this song made me melt.

(6ShardsShrapnel)

After my long absense from lj I don't have very much to say [06 Nov 2006|09:21pm]
[ music | Mew - Special ]

I love halloween. Dressing up is way too much fun. I was going to be the stay-puft marshmallow man, but that didn't happen and I felt kinda guilty going as something as girly as Marilyn Monroe after I make fun of all the girl-whores walking around with tits and ass hanging out all over the place. And Jason was definitely the sluttiest woman cop with the hairiest legs I have ever seen. See example below.

to see all the other pictures click on my website link above. There's a buttload. Wong and my camera went wild.

(2ShardsShrapnel)

my entire summer wrapped in one neat package [24 Jul 2006|02:02am]
[ music | okkervil river - for real ]

So, I thought I'd sum up my whole summer thus far in one sitting- bee warned my friends
the world's largest carousel-->


Starting with my AMAZING self-discovery journey known as the last family trip to the Wisconsin Dells. If you have never had the immense pleasure to experience the culture of the Dells let me begin by stating it is THE premiere oasis for both white trash and people with physical deformities. The Dells is not a place for the weak of stomach. We did Duck Boat tours, Noah's Ark family waterpark adventure, and Bartletts watershow (where at the end was a laser light show of elvis singing "Proud to be an American" where the whole audience joined in--- surreal.

Wisconsin )

Karen's party was perfect, perfectly low-key and every bit how I wanted it.

Now, I am in metal sanding / spackle spreading / curtain sewing hell. The store supposedly opens Friday, and its so very close to done. I've learned to hate the contractor who learns design on HGTV, plus I've learned to just hate HGTV in general for making everyone who watches it feel they are good designers. I'm covered in bruises. I've witnessed a burglary at 2pm and have worked 12 to 20 hour days for a month straight. Honestly I'm so exhausted, I keep falling asleep on a piece of wood in the store. I will announce the actually grand openning with fashion show when I know. So, thanks for everyone that is still my friend even though I'm never fun. And wow if you actually read this far, because I never do on Jason's entries.

I want to party in August. So, break out the sex, drugs, and videotape- time to go ape-shit- for real.

(3ShardsShrapnel)

It's my birthday! [13 Jul 2006|04:44pm]
and in honor of the celebration a small group is going to Goodnite Gracie's in Royal Oak for some vodka induced toasts. I'll be there between 8 and 9, so come by for a drink to my health.

(3ShardsShrapnel)

Things to think about? [24 Jun 2006|12:46am]
Man, oh man. It's 1am and I have to wake up early tomorrow to yell at an electrician who messed up. Is everyone a fucking designer now? Everyone has to have a fucking opinion about fucking everything. I know that sounds elitist and lame, but I could give a rat's ass- I'm so tired - I didn't even know my feet could be this sore. okay, I'm done.

- Should I go get an MBA?
- Should I move to LA?
- Should I start a foot fetish website? yes - 1 down

(9ShardsShrapnel)

Top Ten List - as requested by Jason [12 Jun 2006|03:37pm]
Top Ten Reasons to Date Fulms:

1. The Snatch soundtrack playing in his silver orb
2. The bunk-beds
3. The alien holding a globe on his wall
4. The little flute hanging in a bag
5. The aromatic perfume of baby-oil
6. The non-name brand pop by the bed
7. The naked pictures of jason's ass while on that same bed
8. The notorious upper-bunk
9. To steal all his friends
10. and finally- the portrait of him as a child hidden in the basement

(2ShardsShrapnel)

Mike has been asking me to update, [08 Jun 2006|05:51pm]
[ music | elf power ]

b/c it gives him needed fodder to make fun of me-- so I've decided to make it super easy.

10 things you may not know about me and may not want to-->

1. I have urinated on myself. Once while drunk-peeing I stood up and could not figure out why the bottom of my jeans were wet until I noticed I was standing in a giant puddle of urine. I cleaned up to the best of my intoxicated ability, but my mom kept wondering the next day why the bathroom was so sticky.

2. If someone tells me they are republican, I instantly lose a small percentage of respect for them.

3. I do not plan on getting old without a fight and a large dose of plastic surgery.

4. I am an incredibly secure person; peer pressure is wasted on me.

5. If I consider you a friend, you will not find a more loyal person than me. I am willing to go to the end's of the earth for the small group of people I trust in life.

6. I am also the most vengeful person EVER. Seriously.

7. I have phobia's like : being outside without sunscreen even in winter, having germs on my hands in my house, and recently I've realized I'm rather paranoid- if someone rings the doorbell while I'm in the family room I drop to the floor and my mind instantly goes to serial killer. I have mental escape routes mapped from every room in my house.

8. I could lay around all day and feel completely fulfilled in life.

9. I could also shop all day and feel completely fulfilled in life.

10. I really like making lists

(Shrapnel)

Once in awhile I have been known to bite in a fight [19 May 2006|02:28pm]
[ music | amerie- 1 thing (the best running song) ]



I was reading through my "real" journal yesterday. Looking at it as an outsider I would assume I have violent tendencies. ah, well.

"you talk too nice - fucking liar.
More douchebags have come along and
you will be replaced like a whore with
herpes. Fuck your fucking "friend."

I have a potty mouth- and am trying to clean-up my act.

I'm going to Hnedel's grad party on Sunday. He's going to have Liberian food- mmmm-mmm- I can't wait.

(Shrapnel)

[16 May 2006|01:46am]
cool things to add to last post:

_A field of pot was found in my grandma's backyard on mother's day- it was like the Island.

stuff I'm doing b/c a list on paper will be lost

_5/16- WAB to celebrate being published
_5/19- Gustav's thesis show
_5/25- Sumo Wrestling
_5/31- Belmont
_6/?- store openning
_6/4- a Billiau wedding
_6/18- Chicago
_6/24- a Megan wedding
_7/4- Wisconsin/ Dollywood Family Trip
_7/13- the greatest holiday ever
_7/29- Pitchfork/ Chicago
_8/?- Lisa's cottage 2006- the farewell tour
_9/?- Built to Spill

(5ShardsShrapnel)

[14 May 2006|03:31pm]
[ music | MIA- pull up the people ]

A photo-journal of past 6-month events_

Starting with Karen's B-day Party of Debauchery:


I've been super busy with the store downtown again- sorry I've been MIA- hope to start seeing people again soon.

and more fun )

(6ShardsShrapnel)

Come battle the toro at.... [28 Apr 2006|06:48pm]
[ music | guantanamera - wyclef jean ]

Lisa's Cinco De Mayo Celebration.
BBQ / Corona / Pinata
I'll have food and stuff for margaritas and mojitos
I'm getting sushi as well, just because I love sushi?
Bring yourself and your loved ones and any food items you'd like to share
Those who wear mexican-related dress will get first crack at the bull.

If you need directions to my house call me. If you don't know my number too bad for you.

(7ShardsShrapnel)

[24 Apr 2006|12:55pm]
so elf power is playing at the lager house next thursday- who's in?

(4ShardsShrapnel)

Useless information [22 Apr 2006|09:47am]
[ music | Jerome Attal ]

I'm sick and waiting to go to Megan's shower, so here is a quick list of Lisa's likes and dislikes at the moment:

Likes:

1. Skirts- obviously, in fact, I just celebrated the buying of my 150th skirt item. Why skirts?, hell they allow for maximum air flow during hot weather and show off ladies stems. I'm pissed I can't wear them to my work right now.

2. Xhedos- seriously great lunch time food and coffee. One of the reasons I actually took my current job was its proximity to downtown ferndale and knowing I could eat lunch everyday at Xhedos.

3. The early works of William Wegman--> I'm really not a fan of his later stuff with dogs, but this stuff is great.


4. People who refuse to settle - I've had a few conversations about this lately. I don't get it and I don't want to get it. If you're settling- you're not living up to your potential and that sucks in my book. Honestly, I don't feel I'm being over idealistic either. If there is a point to this whole life thing its to do what you're really interested in and be who you want to be... continues self-indulgent spiel.


Dislikes:

1. Parents who bring children out in public - Don't get me wrong, I love children b/c they're free of all morality in their thoughts and actions, but their parents- I HHHAAATTTEEE. I get this face when a screaming child interupts my meals, my book reading, my concert going. It is the ultimate look of disgust. I place a curse upon those who do not support their local babysitters.

2. Sheryl Crow - her songs make me want to vomit. Everytime one of her songs comes on tv in some stupid commercial a kitten dies, so stop your support of her horrible voice. I'd rather be listening to Kenny G.

3. Historical Preservationists- enough said.

(4ShardsShrapnel)

SUMO!!! [11 Apr 2006|07:04pm]
[ music | I think I'm turning japanese- the vapors ]



So, Nigel(the king of nigeria), people from work and I are going to see Sumo Wrestling on May 25. You know you want to sit nose-bleed at the Palace drinking beer and listening to the clapping sound of huge man fat against huge man fat. Unfortuantely it will not include light sabers, but come on its sumo wrestling! Its 25 dolla unless you want to splurge for the $150 meet and greet ring side seats. I plan on getting dim sum after as well, so come for an asian inspired evening.

(13ShardsShrapnel)

The last sentence of this post makes me the biggest dork alive. [08 Apr 2006|02:37pm]
[ music | neko case- deep red bells ]

So, I am on my fourth job in 6 months. If I could I would switch jobs continually without giving any notice for the rest of my life. I've realized I cannot handle anyone being my boss, and this is probably the coolest job I've had. Man, having this much intolerance for people sucks sometimes.

The first day on the job, my boss asked if I could swing a hammer. I answered yes and was told to break apart a palette? (one of those wood beds that stuff gets shipped on) and then bandsaw it down. You know how much I love the bandsaw and love to say bandsaw. My job is pretty freakin cool and I am happy that I'm makin lots of moolah for my 50 hour work weeks. Quad-processor super computer here I come!

(2ShardsShrapnel)

Built to Spill and the Silver Jews have my utmost respect for not participating in the encore [26 Mar 2006|07:17pm]
[ music | Silver Jews- Tanglewood Numbers ]

This is "Mike's" exhibit at the Warhol Museum--> it was going to be even better, but people who were playing artist tarnished it.

The Silver Jews concert was A-may-zing. I loved it- even with the cheese-dicks that I always manage to get stuck behind at concerts. Why do people find it necessary to raise and spill their beer at the start of every song and scream with amazement, and I mean every song. Duh, douchebags, its the Silver Jews concert, they are in fact going to play Silver Jews songs.

Mike bought me a plant...

I use it as a accessory when traveling.

(12ShardsShrapnel)

And if you think you see with just your eyes you're mad [21 Mar 2006|09:13pm]
[ music | belle and sebastian - fold your hands child... ]

'Cause Lisa learned a lot from putting on a blindfold
When she knew she had been bad
She met another blind kid at a fancy dress
It was the best sex she ever had

I miss my camera.

So here's where the house will be shown. GA [Global Architecture] is a Japanese Magazine. It's a big deal- at least to me. When the magazine does come out, I'll post the layout. Man, I feel like such a braggart- just know I'm excited- more than you'll ever know.


I'm so calm lately- just very level. It's a really good place.

(3ShardsShrapnel)

long entry; little to say [21 Feb 2006|09:34pm]
[ music | animal collective- leaf house ]

Came back from Pittsburgh late Sunday. The exhibition was nice; the andy warhol museum is sweet. Pittsburgh is a hilly version of detroit. Mike and I went to the childrens museum without a child but with a camera. We were totally the pedophiles lurking around taking pictures (of the building.)



I've been super lazy lately- although I've taken up sewing again- I made a dress last night- unfortunately I have to lose 10 pounds to fit into it-haha- oops. Which reminds me that I'm going to get a gym membership to Troy- Karen if you want to be my workout buddy it'd be sweet.

The one-year old I'm watching accidentally ate dirt- his whole mouth was coated with black when he smiled- he later devoured some lead paint chips- I decided to curb his appetite for toxic materials by feeding him more, but now he's getting huge. lesson: dont let me watch your baby.

Gina's taking pictures of me in wigs again--> I've never looked so hipster


Mike has got me hooked on this leaf house song- its fucking awesome, but it took him playing it everyday for a week for me to love it.

(16ShardsShrapnel)

How can I love you if you won't lie down? [23 Jan 2006|06:54pm]
[ music | the silver jews ]

I finally have my computer back! woohoo- after my dad destroyed it two weeks back.

So, I'm incorporated. It feels really cool to say that, so expect me to be saying it alot. I have a fuckin sweet life, and I'm incorporated- HA! its awesome. The name is m.West. I think we're calling ourselves a design collective. Since I haven't updated in awhile--> we won a competition and our design will be built in detroit. Its just an interiors project, but I'm fucking ecstatic. I would post a picture but I'm done boring everyone.

I'm thinking about going to New York in April.
I am going to North Carolina in March.
I am going to Pittsburgh in March for Mike's exhibition at the Andy Warhol museum-- he'll blush if you ask him about it.

I miss people

(Shrapnel)

So I'm graduated. [27 Dec 2005|02:35pm]
Its weird to hear that. In celebration I went snowboarding again, and got my ass kicked AGAIN. After I managed to have snow go up my butthole I decided the sport just wasnt for me. Mike asked how I managed such a feat- I think it had something to do with sliding half way down the mountain. I'm doing three competitions at moment, not including the film (goddammit, Julie- I'm calling you tommorrow.) I'm hoping to have a store done by spring, but I'm not going to get my hopes up. Karen Turkisus and Lizarelli- I'm being weighed down with christmas money. Its burning a hole in my hand, so lets go shopping soon.

(4ShardsShrapnel)

The hostess with the mostess [18 Dec 2005|08:03pm]
[ music | Meatloaf ]

So I have no pictures from last night except the one I took of a cube of cheese on Mike while he was sleeping. Thanks to everyone who showed up, if you didn't and you said you would you're a lame ass in my book. There was only one casualty of the night, a maroon colored lazy boy. There wasn't even one bit of puke, or at least none I've found. Good job people. Hopefully this party has finally negated the night of Jawbreaker.

(4ShardsShrapnel)

Trying to clear up the biggest misconception ever!!! [13 Dec 2005|06:30pm]
THE PARTY IS DECEMBER 17TH!!! THAT IS A SATURDAY!!!

Hello people, not only have I already posted the 17th already in livejournal, but I posted the 17th on Myspace as well.

But again I will say
Party Saturday December 17th after 8pm.
Food will be there, but you can bring more if you feel so inclined, there will also be wine and beer.
The dress is neither formal nor informal. You choose. I'm wearing a dress but that doesn't mean you have to. I just like to wear dresses. If I have 20 people appear on my doorstep Friday night- I will laugh in your faces and throw snow down your backs.

(1ShardShrapnel)

There was no line to see John McCain- poor guy. [08 Dec 2005|11:09am]
Karen and I have a history of planning on meeting people, like Madonna and John McCain, and then getting bored or lazy and leaving. Its a good tradition- I hope we keep it up- because I always have a great time.

I also must say Derailed has to be the worst movie I have ever seen ever. What a load of shit- we both walked out half way through- I have never walked out on a movie before- not even Mona Lisa Smile.

(Shrapnel)

goddamn I love my life. [02 Dec 2005|08:49pm]
[ music | mmm-hmm ]



Once in a long while I make a mix cd
don't leave the light on baby- belle&sebastian
for real- okkervil river
the young machines- her space holiday
over and over again (lost and found)- clap your hands say yeah!
noah's ark- cocorosie
do the whirlwind- architecture in helsinki
heavy metal- clap your hands say yeah!
sleep, eat food, have visions- four tet
i drive my friend- frida hyvonen
when you go out- I love you but I've chosen darkness
0078h- M83
chaos of the galaxy/ happy man- sparklehorse
dictaphones lament- tycho
a hole in the plane- robot ate me
sleepwalking ballad- apostle of hustle
unintentional tape manipulations- earlimart
my week beats your year- telefon tel aviv

(7ShardsShrapnel)

I will lose my snowboarding virginity today [26 Nov 2005|12:44pm]
I'm hittin the slopes today at mt. holly- and I have one or two more spots in my car- there's about 8 people already going from my school and my sis. If you want to be swoop swooping down fresh powder while I'm face down in the snow call me- leaving by 5.

(3ShardsShrapnel)

Not a happy camper; more like the unhappiest camper of them all [18 Nov 2005|08:32pm]
I have to say this week is definitely up there on my top ten worst weeks.

A sidenote: why have all middle-aged white men gone completely psycho this week. Some guy followed me this morning because I apparently cut him off- proceeded to cuss at me and spit on my car and then blocked me into the right hand turn lane with his giant truck-trailer combo.

I just want to be reborn a cat already.

(9ShardsShrapnel)

Apparently I was naughty this year [14 Nov 2005|10:45pm]
[ music | last christmas - wham ]

Christmas Party on Dec. 17! Yes, yes I know my house has not had the best get-togethers (uh-hmm...jawbreaker) but I promise goodtimes for all with food for the carnivores and herbivores alike. A la Weilers request steaks will be provided along with drinks.

This is my christmas card for the year. My mom kept yelling at me to smile in some of the photos because I was looking to morbid, so I started taking these pictures-->

(11ShardsShrapnel)

Last night I thought I broke my digital camera [04 Nov 2005|05:31pm]
[ music | Architecture in Helsinki - Do the Whirlwind ]

this is what I look like when the self-timer went off and I realized I'm a moron.

My to-do list for this week
_download "lose yourself" for boss
_measure your head height
_start a storyboard(find some pigeons)
_scan a punk looking kid's head
_find a ride for lecture on monday

(6ShardsShrapnel)

Unibrows are the new man boobs [30 Oct 2005|10:39pm]
[ music | CocoRosie- Noah's Ark ]



Leave it to the other girls to play
For I've been a temptress too long

The Healey's Gone Gay! and other Halloween events )

(11ShardsShrapnel)

Just for Liz- its the Sidewalk Bathroom [24 Oct 2005|05:05pm]


yes, the tiles and counter are concrete- no, they do not look like a sidewalk.

(2ShardsShrapnel)

was your face a head in the pillow case? [23 Oct 2005|09:05pm]
[ music | of montreal ]

Come on painters alive or dead
Give all the cretins a boot to the head
If they don’t extoll convincingly
Tempered Elan era Kandinsky

Come on artists the day is here
And your mission is very clear
Put an end to the bourgoussie
And death to everyone who’s never heard of me


My sister needed me for pictures and I didn't feel like doing my hair so I threw on a wig. That's totally an old lady thing to do. Ah well.

The installation went up- its still undone, and I still dont like it. Me and the boss do not agree on this one. I might change it and say art vandals must have done a drive by . Anyway its a billboard off woodward in ferndale- decide for yourself.

(Shrapnel)

Me perfectly [20 Oct 2005|08:24am]
DisorderRating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder:High
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:Low
Antisocial Personality Disorder:Low
Borderline Personality Disorder:Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder:Low
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:Moderate
Avoidant Personality Disorder:Low
Dependent Personality Disorder:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Low

-- Take the Personality Disorder Test --
-- Personality Disorder Info --

(4ShardsShrapnel)

speak before you think [19 Oct 2005|05:25pm]
[ music | mark mothersbaugh stuff ]

Someone had to do it...I say too much dumb shit anyway


I'm bored of calculus and structural systems and sleepy eyes and caffeine over-dosing and being a girl. Seriously, being a girl should automatically tell you there is no such higher power. Happily for Mike no blood was drawn by his abusive girlfriend in her emotionally fluctuating state.

(1ShardShrapnel)

I won't be ignored, Dan! [15 Oct 2005|06:03pm]
ah, my sister- just another Glen Close

(Shrapnel)

Yesterday I tried to drown my sister [13 Oct 2005|05:16pm]
[ music | depeche mode ]

and then she did the same to me. Bubbles and water kept shooting up my nose so I had to shove kleenex up there. My mose looked larger than it already is- but she's blood- I had no choice.
My revenge-->

(2ShardsShrapnel)

happy triple threat birthday [12 Oct 2005|09:43am]

Happy Birthday Caryn, Tom and Ron

(5ShardsShrapnel)

hahahaha [11 Oct 2005|12:57pm]
That's what happens when people stop being nice and start getting real.

(8ShardsShrapnel)

[07 Oct 2005|07:55pm]
[ music | explosions in the sky ]

I thought I lost my book of lists. yes, I have a book of lists. I was flipping through the books I've read. They're completely in no order, and I spotted this-->
Which of these books doesn't belong? hmmmmm

(12ShardsShrapnel)

Southpark fun [05 Oct 2005|12:32pm]
[ music | Primus ]

Pirate Karen- I like the pentagram on her leather corset- god I have way too much time on my hands at work. Check the rest out.


And the Five Horsemen )

(2ShardsShrapnel)

[30 Sep 2005|05:36pm]
[ music | Idioteque- Radiohead ]

These are the three truths of my life:

1. We are here on Earth to fart around.
2. Someday as a species we will no longer exist
3. The mailman will always be around to catch me doing something incredibly stupid.

(11ShardsShrapnel)

Only because Steve saw into my soul and probably didn't mean to [28 Sep 2005|10:06am]
[ music | iron and wine with calexico ]

I won't be mad if no one responds
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST
Do it!
Leave your name and
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST.

In addition, I have the worst craving for tom kha soup- oh man- no wonder I'm becoming a chubby bunny.

(Shrapnel)

My own avant-garde philosophy that no one has ever felt before [25 Sep 2005|10:45pm]
[ music | cat power ]

I was reading an old article on maggie gyllenhaal and she mentioned this picture. I like it.


It's been one of those weeks. I went to the best concert of my life (but I like to exaggerate)and today I got to eat at the beef carver with the gram's. In general though I've felt out of place lately. I feel I'm so close to "starting my life," like the whole moving out and leaving michigan and being an adult bit, but I've been waiting for next summer for 13 years so these last few months seem like everything is on hold. I guess all I'm saying is my life is on hold- and its a weird limbo feeling.

(1ShardShrapnel)

the luckiest girl [19 Sep 2005|12:06pm]


Last night I made my sister sit in front of the radio with a cell phone in each hand and me doing the same for two hours trying to win Sigur Ros tickets. And I won!!!!!!! I'm going to see Sigur Ros tomorrow night and I didn't even have to pay the 30 bucks a ticket. I owe my fucking cool sister for calling in, and I owe Tom for spiritual guidance in helping to accomplish such matters. I'm so fucking happy right now I could pee on myself.

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